I think the picture speaks for itself -

1. 1)With Obama healthcare it’s going to feel like every doctor is a proctologist because if it passes every time you go to the doctor you’ll feel like someone is poking you in the ass.
   

2. 2)With Obama healthcare we’ll be able to add to the cliché “nothing is certain but death and taxes” and “long waits to see the doctor that will just piss you off after you do see him anyway, and it will increase your taxes, and…oh, never mind”.
   

3. 3)We know Ted Kennedy helped write the new health care proposals before he died so there is a very good chance that there is something about free boob jobs in the small print somewhere.
   

4. 4)If Obama healthcare passes you can bet there will be a lot more people getting free health care at the exact same place Ted Kennedy is now receiving his health care.
   

5. 5)One of the biggest worries with the new healthcare proposals is that there will be an increase in fraud .  Gosh and  geewillikers, it’s hard to believe anything that originates in Washington D.C. would be associated with fraud.
   

6. 6)I understand the undertakers and casket makers are 2 of the biggest lobbies pushing for this health care plan.
   

7. 7)Obama has promised that his healthcare proposals will not raise taxes, but the American people are too smart for that and they have responded to Obama about taxes with a pithy reply of “up yours”.
   

Source/Credit: Steve Yeich